I'm not as funny as Jesus.

But I'm gonna steal this from him anyways:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I don't really want anyone to explode, i like people, id probably have to save that for when i have a boss i hate with a pure passion

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I would wipe out rap, just because its one letter away from rape, and they rape my ears. I seriously cannot stand the popular rap these days. What sucks is that my mom and sister listen to it so much I know alot of the songs anyways, which makes it just that much easier for them to get stuck in my head.

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Nelly, the rapper. I hate his music that much.

4.What is your favorite cheese?
Brie.

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
I'd make.. a peanut and cherry jelly sandwich. You gotta love the classics.

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Johnny Depp. He'd of course have to be in his pirate gear, cause I dont care for him much otherwise.

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Davey Havok. Even some of my guy friends would bang him.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probaby spend it on CD's, or go on a shopping spree at Hottopic. Of course I'm not going to be generous and give it to charity.

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
South Carolina, just so I can visit some friends. I heart them that much.

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna buy them all icecream. And gas money so they can show me stuff.

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Well, according to my sister, coke and vanilla vodka tastes exactly like vanilla coke. So I'll go with that.

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Rufus? As in the naked-mole rat on Kim Possible? Anyways. I'd go back about 5 mintes to remember what my super cool awsome answer for this question was.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Art is consitered higher than football. Just because I suck at sports, and not as much suckage with art.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Oh, well all I can think of is following my friends around with a camera, funny stuff happens when playing hackie sac.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
First I would scream, and then I might have them play a board game with me. With tons of pictures because no one would believe I played Pimps and Hoes with mummies.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
I would probably grab my laptop, even if it is about ready to bite the dust.

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call all my friends and tell them I love them. I'm sappy like that.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The power to be invisible. Easy.

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The old Herd.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Cutting.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
New Zealand. I wish.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I don't know. I don't really know of any bars except for McCoys and Hooters. McCoys it is.

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out...I can FLOAT!"?
Garret's house. Then I can finally reveal myself and be like 'HEY! I haven't seen you in 8 years! Lookie at me, I can float!'

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Mr Rodgers. I don't know why.

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is still a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Murphy. My aunt's old dog. I loved him so much. Or Sharen.

27.What's your theme song?
Mutt by Blink 182