Why is there bacon in the soap!?

so, today has been a bunch of nothingness wrapped in boredom with a side of heatstroke, not really heatstroke, but its getting pretty damn hot
today got up because mom and dad decided they wanted to go to the hardware store, which meant i got to watch the dog, i wasnt in the mood to go on the net so i stayed in my parents room with ducky and muffin, surprizingly they didnt fight, probably because i was smothering muffin with love, the dog slept until i decided i was hungry and got food, then he was awake enough to try to sneak the mc griddle off my plate, mom and dad came home and i went to my room to watch cartoons, later cassie came in my room stole my laptop to get directions to go to elitches, then her and i whines for over an hour in my room about how we were bored, at one point i was playing with my... pin... thingy impression thing, cassie wanted it...
cassie: angie canni see
me: no
cassie: annngggii-
me: no
cassie: but annn-
me: no, save it for someone who careeessss
cassie:pleeas-
me: no
cassie: angieeeee-
me: CASSSSIEEEEEE
cassie: annngggii-
me:casssieee im boreeeddd
went on like that... only with much giggling, cassie and i sat out in the kitchen and played with the dog and annoyed mom making dinner, ate dinner, played outside with the dog... did dishes and now here i am =D tripped over the dog fence going to the kitchen though, ran into the island with the cappicino maker, dog came barking, and mom had me watch as they had ducky dig under a pillow for a treat